Keisha: why you ain't checkin in with me? it's 3 in the morning! I know your cheatin on me with that ho who's always sendin you texts.
Jamal: Bitch don't trip!
Jamal: Bitch don't trip!
by Laqueshus Jones June 5, 2009
Get the bitch don't trip mug.Something said to a person when that person is obviously exceeding expectations. Kind of like, "Go easy, you're doing too good of a job. The others don't stand a chance."
Often applies to being well dressed, just looking sharp or just being too good at a sport.
A reference to MC Hammer's third album.
Often applies to being well dressed, just looking sharp or just being too good at a sport.
A reference to MC Hammer's third album.
When you have on a sharp new outfit that's going to help you win over the ladies, a friend might say to you before you go out, "Hammer don't hurt 'em."
by sammee m January 10, 2014
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They are amazing singers that are better than every boy band and are better then Michael Ji and Daniel Toscano. They members are Daniel Seavey, Jack Avery, Zach Herron,Corbyn Besson, and Jonah Marais. They are amazing and beautiful. The best "Man Band" ever.
Why Don't We is fire!
by Jordan31805 January 27, 2018
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Bro 1: Dude, that girl with the Tori Amos shirt is HOT.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.
by Harry Krinkle November 5, 2013
Get the don't stick your dick in crazy mug.Lance never hated Keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.
Lance: ''I actually don't hate you right now...''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''
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Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.
by ChronicClub August 18, 2016
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by danpinole January 16, 2008
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