DICKtionary

A group of 5 or more friends bestow of their clothing and hang out their erect penises one lucky contender will wear a blind fold and touch the penises and guess which is who’s

Me and the boys played dicktionary last night

by Xx_pu55y_S1ay3r_xX December 6, 2021

Dicktionary

Dicktionary
A large book containing 99.999% cocks, and 0.001% word. Mainly just cocks.

Person 1: Where's my dicktionary?
Person 2: Okay, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

by WhyMath_BecauseSCH00L December 7, 2021

urban dicktionary

an insult its really mean and you shouldnt

"larry: john, you're such an urban dicktionary"
"john: im gonna cry about it :sob: oh wait that doesnt work"

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

Dicktionary

When you are mad at a dictionary for not showing the correct definition

"Oh god, what kind of dicktionary do you guys have here at school"

by Marwan the great December 15, 2020

The Urban Dicktionary

A place for bored teens go to write down their little minds.

Hey dude my friend went on the Urban Dicktionary avoid her

by Not a Dummy 123456789123456789 February 2, 2021

dicktionary

It's when you find a dictionary boring so you start calling it Dicktionary, so you'd better not say Urban Dicktionary.

Person 1: I hate the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: Stop using it then! Idiot!
Person 3: Or you can call it the Urban Dicktionary, just saying...
Person 1: Lemme think about that...
Person 1 again: Searches up what dick means*
Person 1 yet again: Well, call it the Urban Privatesictionary?
Person 2: What the hell...
Person 3: I guess so!
Person 1: Thanks for the advice!
Person 4: This'll probably not even go on the Urban Dictionary. What if kids use this website?
Person 1: Well, I DON'T CARE! ITS STUPID, ANNOYING, AND I HATE IT!
Person 2: Use my idea then...

by DEFINITION DEFINER DEFINED February 20, 2021

Dicktionary

A book filled with a list of names of locals(every town has a diffrent dicktionary, and cities have multiple divided by area)and sizes of their, well, dicks, and are often accompanied by a description of them during sex. The tradition started with a Romanian whore who slept with everyone in her village, and wrote about it.

Here is an example entry:
"John Exampleson - 30cm
Has a lot of stamina, goes really fast."

"Me and Alex are planning to get spicy tommorow, i need to go check the dicktionary

by Idiotfuckshit August 15, 2025