Fucking Useless Dependent Troll

one who accepts no responsibility under any circumstance and believes they should be supported in perpetuity. see also, can't understand normal thinking, and there we are then.

that fucking useless dependent troll

by goober86449975 August 14, 2020

Petville Dependant

Someone who is obsessed with Petville and repeatlly checks to see if theyre stupid pet is okay. Petville dependant can also mean someone who has nothing better to do than sit around and play ghetto games on facebook.

Cool Kidd: Heyy you wanna come to my boyfriends game with me?
Petville dependant: No, sorry i have to go home and check on my pet on fb.
Cool Kidd: God what a petville dependant!

by Cool Kidd123 November 21, 2011

dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.

by Northern Europian thug May 12, 2014

.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025

self dependent

to wash clothes in the basement, also sprinkled with cinnamon

them cinnamorolls got taught how to be self dependent

by fabseboy June 4, 2023

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020