pillow delivery

The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.

(ding-dong)
Person A: Pillow delivery!
Person B: I didn't order any pill-
(BAM!)

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

jail delivery

According to Webster's
Definition of jail delivery
1 : the clearing of a jail by bringing the prisoners to trial or by having the legality of their commitments reviewed
2 : the freeing especially by force of prisoners in a jail

HE FEARED A CONCERTED JAIL DELIVERY.

by Estelita741 December 8, 2017

butter delivery device

Something, usually low/medium quality bread, that you eat only because you can put butter on it.

No, use the other bread for the sandwiches. This bread is just a butter delivery device.

by Balls2Wall January 16, 2023

meat delivery

A term used by females referring to sex

"I could really use a meat delivery,"
"I thought you had one last week."

by OZZA 99 April 6, 2020

Delivery Podcast

A bizarre and unnerving audio drama intent on subverting the horror genre. Structure of the play violently shoves the listener into a pre-apocalyptic event without a drop of exposition.

Man, that Delivery Podcast is some creepy business. What's up with that?

by Celebrity Tumour September 22, 2021

Harpos Delivery

Where a friend will promise cookies, but make you wait longer than you should.

Jared was supposed to provide the girl scout cookies by March 10, but instead his making a "Harpos Delivery".

by cgrizcookiemonster March 10, 2022

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016