The Cuzzmuda Triangle

The Cuzzmuda Triangle is the triangular area formed by the vertices of the cities of Tampa, Ponce Inlet, and Boca Raton in Florida. These three cities are the home bases of three legendary hoppers. The region within the Cuzzmuda Triangle contains some of the most heavily hopped cuzzis, pools, and aquatic facilities in the world. Popular folklore of the region has spread various rumors and tales about legendary hops, acquisition of gate codes, and escapes from tow trucks, though the credibility of such claims is highly contested by scholars of Cuzzinology.

Guy 1: Yo have you heard about the Cuzzmuda Triangle?
Guy 2: Oh shoot, yea I have. It contains some of the best spots to hop in the world.
Guy 3: Dude I heard the legendary fountain of youth is actually a secret cuzzi within the Cuzzmuda Triangle, and no one except the most elite hoppers have ever found it.
Guy 1: Yea, in my Cuzzinology class we learned that Juan Ponce de León was actually trying to find it, but he was a terrible hopper and horrible human being so he was never able to.

by Cuzzmaster July 9, 2020

the cuzzy shae

A boy who probs rides bikes, is really tall like about 5'11 , a kiwi legend, and nice I guess, really funny, smells like chocolate chip muffins from your local bakery. he likes to think he is tuff but deep down he isn't at all he is a little bit of a sook,but thats okay because he is very kind hearted if your on the good side of him. he has a lot of friends they all love him they are jealous of his style he likes to wear dresses he once said "its 2020 if I can't wear a dress to the skatepark im quitting!" but its not just a ordinary dress he likes it has to be a specific dress that he likes to wear it has gold sparkles on it with his face on it to rep his designer merchandise he had made. he has a odd taste in girls he likes the girls that are really really perfect the ones with the brown eyes, perfect smile, funny personality, brown dark chocolate hair, that is very long, very Curly, girls that wear size 13 in nikes MENS size 13 in nikes. he likes his girls how he likes his men he likes them very buff and he likes girls that have a little bit of beard he likes the girls that smell like pizza . he sticks up for his mates and he doesn't let a girl cheat on his mates with boy starting with the letter B Elijah and Ethan they will have hazel eyes and his daughter will be stunner drop dead gorgeous she will have big blue eyes with luscious lips

'' omg who's that tall tan guy over there that riding his bike with is mates?''

thats the cuzzy shae

by haylesbels November 26, 2020

Cippity cazzo

Another saying for the word “cap” used for whenever someone is lying. This is a more accurate and useful saying of the word.

Todd: “Bro I cracked her last night.”

J.P: “Cippity Cazzo, your name is Todd.”

by Despacito_Tpose69 April 16, 2021

cock cuzzi

A women’s vagina

Chad used Stephanie’s cock cuzzi the other night.

by Libbster the 3rd January 20, 2023

ball cuzzis

When a girl puts alkasalser in her mouth with water, and a dude puts his nads in her mouth.

This ball cuzzis feels good.

by tourettes1992 August 23, 2006

cuzza

Curry Muzza.. the same thing as a Muzza but is of Indian/Sri Lankan decent.

Omg uleh im a fully sik cuzza, i have fully sik subwoofers like cecille's boob drums!

by Lanceyyy May 10, 2007

cazzo

literally "dick" in Italian, it has pretty much the same usage as "shit" in the English language when swearing.

- e che cazzo: "oh what the dick!" = oh what the hell
- non sai un cazzo: you know shit
- non ci ho capito un cazzo: I understood shit about it
- che caga cazzo: lit: "what a dick shitter" meaning an annoying person
- fare qualcosa alla cazzo: "to do something in a dickish way" meaning to do something shabby
- non c'entra un cazzo: "it doesn't fit a cock" meaning that something is not pertinent with the current argument or topic
- mi sta sul cazzo: "he stays on my dick" meaning the person is considered annoying
- col cazzo!: "with the dick!" never!

by borobo October 25, 2017