customurder

The act of killing a retail customer (usually committed by a retail worker) out of annoyance ,impatience and or rage inducing exhaustion.

If this guy asks one more stupid question, I may commit customurder.

by Pfizer Söze January 18, 2022

Customable

A lazy, racist oaf with not much use in society. Usually used in a derogatory manner. The word derives from well-known SchoolRoleplay Admin Customable.

Person A: Hey, man. You ever hear about that one guy, Alex?

Person B: Ew, I know him! He's such a Customable!

by gangrper number 28 July 30, 2022

Customer

One to be angry at or bitter against.

I hate how that customer opens the door and walks in.

by Bill Mobley August 12, 2023

customer influx discount

A temporary discount given to customers when purchases are low to encourage more purchases.

We haven't had many customers this morning, apply the customer influx discount to lower prices.

by customerdiscount March 10, 2024

Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn

"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"

by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016

urban customer

A "scary" black or latino male looking to spend some money.

"Who usually shops here?"
"We get alot of urban customers"

by YungStacks February 18, 2017