Curb turtle 

After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.

Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled

1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.

2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.

Curb turtle by Wayoutbaby October 26, 2014

curb dick 

When a man has road rash on his penis.

Dude I was rollerblading yesterday and jimmy pulled my pants down. I banged my dick so hard on the street I got curb dick.

curb dick by RumpleShitSkin November 30, 2016

curb.your.oof

The best meme page on Instagram

Friend: Who's curb.your.oof
Me: like the best meme account ever
Friend: his discord server is dead tho
Me: yeah true

curb.your.oof by michael.pyl November 26, 2020

Curb Fairies

Mythological creatures that remove random items from one’s trash before scheduled pick up.

I put that coffee table on the street, and the curb fairies had it before sun up.

Curb Fairies by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022

Curb Monster 

Overwhelmingly ugly or nasty prostitute, usually one from a sleazier portion of a town or neighborhood. Generally, this term is used to describe a prostitute that is actually working the corner or street.

Jimmy: Have you passed 13th and Pine yet today?

Me: No, why?

Jimmy: I drove by after lunch and nearly vomited in my car, the curb monster is out during daylight!

Curb Monster by Binnyswaa April 11, 2011

Curb Cum

Ths process of having somone place their dick and balls together on a curb then stomping on them so hard it causes them to ejaculate blood and cum

onto the curb

We curb cumed him

Curb Cum by JesusMc2 June 21, 2018

curb creature 

A person that is high on meth and loves to run the streets even though they have a place to live.

My friend is on a good one and will not go home because he is such a curb creature.

curb creature by stretch323 August 17, 2018