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Wizard Crystals

Dried semen found on clothing, bedding, etc.
Aww crap, I've got some wizard crystals on my sheet.
by ShawnTheRoaster March 12, 2011
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cum crystals

Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps
Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em
by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023
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Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge!

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.
Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?
by Help525600 October 18, 2020
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Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!
Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.
by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021
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liquid crystal

mix drink consisting vodka, tequila, bacardi rum, everclear, gin with sprite or 7up, guaranteed to get you fucked up.
ive been on that liquid crystal all night
by joshua001 February 27, 2007
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crystal meh

A laboratory-manufactured "designer drug" that causes brief but intense feelings of indifference and ennui. Users describe the sensation as "sort of okay" and "not that great." Meh dealers can be found at Appelbees, Circuit City, and other locations that are kind of alright, but nothing to write home about. Wilmington, Delaware is the crystal meh capital of the East Coast.
The DEA considers crystal meh to be a mediocre threat to public health.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 7, 2008
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shit crystals

When someone rips ass, the tiny molecules that fill the air that make the area stink. these tiny crystals that cannot be seen by human eye hold the smell of shit
Common jake why the fuck you have to fart now all your shit crystals are floating around the room
by fwdaddiction January 18, 2008
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