capsule cruncher

A person who chews, or crunches, on the capsule instead of swallowing it normally with water.

" I'm not a capsule cruncher, I swear!"

by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 14, 2024

Male Cruncher

The gay version of a muff cruncher

"He's such a male cruncher."

"Excuse me a what?"

"Idk check urban dictionary"

*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"

by LilSkirt January 2, 2022

cornstarch cruncher

A word to describe a usually typical white make or female because they don’t have much taste in food.

That ratchet slut was also a damn cornstarch cruncher not even seasoning her food.

by JayPatelBabes8 December 11, 2021

Tite cruncher

so basically you hit a fortnite dab, then proceed to topple a communist government and liberate a slovakian country

vro, im finna Tite cruncher this mf on jailbreak

by Le epic 9gagger December 20, 2018

Spot Cruncher

I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.

"GeT THAT F**KING HOLY CHEESE AWAY FROM ME. BEFORE I EAT YOUR KNIFE AND FALK"

by John Ball November 18, 2004

Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest

Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.

by Goochflaps December 29, 2023

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024