slut crumpet

Guy 1: My mom's in the hospital because of the sex.
Guy 2: She's such a slut crumpet.
by Jhintop April 25, 2019
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cooch crumpets

the doctor diagnosed me with cooch crumpets
by hgffff March 27, 2019
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Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.
by yoshi12 October 09, 2014
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Cock Crumpet

I haven’t seen him all weekend. He’s got a new bit of Cock crumpet.
by Petunia Fortunia March 05, 2022
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Gravy Crumpet

A sexual act - rimming someone with explosive diarrhoea.
Oh man, I was with Joe last night, we drank Moviprep and gave each other the Gravy Crumpet. Best night I've ever had.
by Legandor January 08, 2022
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Crumpet Baster

The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.
We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.
by Ball splat November 08, 2019
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english crumpet

The act of eating a crumpet out of a pussy
by Dr.seemorevaginas December 08, 2013
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