Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.
by yoshi12 October 10, 2014
Get the Soggy Crumpetmug. by hgffff March 27, 2019
Get the cooch crumpetsmug. by Petunia Fortunia March 5, 2022
Get the Cock Crumpetmug. The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.
We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.
by Ball splat November 8, 2019
Get the Crumpet Bastermug. Oh man, I was with Joe last night, we drank Moviprep and gave each other the Gravy Crumpet. Best night I've ever had.
by Legandor January 8, 2022
Get the Gravy Crumpetmug. A nice “bit of crumpet” who is gourmet in her sexual flexiblitly: in particular, receiving pleasure by watching and facilitating her man in to a ménage a trois. And/or is orally fixated.
.oh Mella ..shes amazing and loves watching me fuck other girls and joining in just at the right moment to get us all to cum at the same time... she really is Gourmet Crumpet.
by Oblique Geek January 12, 2018
Get the gourmet crumpetmug. by Dr.seemorevaginas December 8, 2013
Get the english crumpetmug.