choking the chicken

too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.

I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up.

by Big Jim and the Twins May 1, 2003

Corking

When a female is prevented from scoring. Equivalent to a cock block for males.

Erin: You were totally corking me last night.
Stacy: Sorry for mentioning your crabs.

by KingOfTheMountains December 20, 2009

Choking

Someone coughing while sucking Dick.

I got her choking so good last night, probably almost killed her.

by Unknown Anonymous Female March 14, 2019

corkin the dolphin

Slang word meaning masturbation. Very popular in the detroit/pleasant ridge area.

Erik Johnson constantly talks about corkin the dolphin

by John Michael Anderson January 26, 2010

Slow cooking

Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to mock and shame the victim publicly.

Dude are you going to date that weird girl?

Nah man, I'm just slow cooking

by Trentty June 30, 2019

Choking the Pope

The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"

"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"

"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."

by 8thWonderoftheModernWorld June 20, 2010

Corking it

the act of placing ones thumb over the hole in their penis to prolong ejaculation.

I was jerking off one day but i realized i had no were to squirt my jizz... so i wined up corking it. It hurt.

by spank mehard January 7, 2011