Crouton

A slang term used by straight people to refer to gay people

Billy: this new guy started at work today, he's such a little crouton

Taylor: dude, you're such a homophobe

by Boadie925 September 6, 2016

CROUTON

A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.

"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral

by Silentfuneral666 August 31, 2017

Crouton

Someone terrible at any form of fps. Generally die in the stupidest ways. Ex. Standing out in the open when the other team is sniping.

Player 1: Gets killed by a noob using trash weapons.
Player 2: Fucking Crouton!

by Trash at fps September 25, 2017

Crouton

A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.

Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”

by it’s Danielle not Daniel April 23, 2018

Croctonic

~its where you bite people in the neck

( Woah bro)

"Yo Clifford did u bite Rudy in the neck .. oh bro ur definitely diagnose wit croctonic bro".

by Saany May 19, 2019

Croutons

The small crumbles of weed from the bottom of the bag that you throw on top of a bowl when it’s light

Aye man the bowl looking a little light add a couple croutons

by AssassinOG_420-69 July 22, 2019

Crouton

A large male with flub face who tends to bully smaller white suburban children (land) and is found in many regions across the country. They send to have thick thighs and only make contested threes from the corner. This is an endangered species and is dying out currently.

The crouton boy bullies Matt In one on one basketball

by Reardongotgame December 26, 2019