croc cock

A really big dick.

"I heard Tiny Tim has a small penis." "No way dude, he's got a Croc Cock"

by true2lifetenor1 September 20, 2013

croc flap

A croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. Under the surface however a croc flap is a bitch that really "gets under your girdle." The croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler "Hey GUURL hey" get out-o-my-damn BizNASS, slut.

I was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when I walked over to that little shoe mirror some "croc flap" walked right in front of me. Who does that "croc flap" thing she is? Oprah mother-fuckin' Winfrey? I would like to know.

A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.

by Jeff Walters May 6, 2008

Baby Croc

The Baby Crocs are an army. You should fear them.
The Baby Crocs are a society. They love.
The Baby Crocs are fiends. You should care for them.

The Baby Crocs, they be rollin.

by Hootis July 30, 2020

Croc Dots

The tiny burnt spots on the top of your feet after a day outdoors wearing crocs.

Man, I fished all day wearing crocs and now I have croc dots.

by The Outdoor Texan August 21, 2021

Dirty Croc

When she asks you to spank her so you pull out ur lightning mcqueen crocs and use them on her

Lina: Spank me
DR S: one Dirty Croc coming up

by MintyTheSmart May 9, 2022

Croc models

Two croctastic girls rocking the crocs on a daily basis

Wow those croc models are looking croctastic!

by Jojobaddie April 8, 2016

Croc on the riverbank

This occurs when a turd is released and falls short of its intended target, thus remaining semi-submerged in water on the inside of the toilet bowl,replicating a crocodile on the riverbank.

Judging by the slide marks I'd say somebody left a croc on the riverbank.

by Funk-4:20 September 13, 2015