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Chrimp

A person that is both exceedingly tall and skinny with small eyes that resemble those of a shrimp (shrimp eyes). Often a "Chrimp" will be over 6 feet tall but weigh under 130 lbs.
Actors John Hawkes and DJ Qualls. Historical figure Abraham Lincoln.

"Make sure you roll your car windows all the way up or a chrimpy mother fucker will reach through that crack and get your shit!"

"My friend is such a chrimp he makes pants out of dryer hose."

"That guy is so chrimpy his fingers look like pool ques"
by Octagonatron July 6, 2009
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Chimp nips

A person, normally male, who suffers from unusually saggy and enlarged nipples
"Hey look at that shit-kicker over there in the tight tshirt! He's got a right pair of chimp nips!"
by MightyMaindeeRed December 2, 2017
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Welfare Chimp

Peasants that require government assistance in all aspects of basic survival.
Terrance: Them fools Jamal and Treshawn be gettin physical once again over the last bowl of Frosted Flakes, nigga damn. They ain't even had no milk! Can't believe a nigga been forced back to the hood to live with these Welfare Chimps.
by allseeingwiseone. August 20, 2018
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7th Chimp

a cult associated with Chimpollagy. Chimpollagy well tell u all u need to know.
hey i just joined the 7th Chimp cult
by Bunyip_master January 6, 2020
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Climp

Clown person that’s simpin over something or someone
Yo bro, i heard ian kasper was being a CLIMP for underage girls again man
by poorfie February 12, 2020
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office chimp

The fat stupid guy at work that sucks up to the boss, spouts simplistic platitudes, and thinks he is more experienced because he has worked there 20 years but you always seem to be fixing his fuck ups.
The office chimp at work came over to help me. I just wanted him to get away from me because he annoys me and he fucks things up all the time.
"There's no 'I' in team, that's what I always say." The office chimp stated.
Just to be a dick to him and hopefully drive him away, I brought up Maureen's promotion that he was hoping to get.
"It's okay, good things come to those who wait. I will get it next time." The office chimp replied.
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought to myself. Would you just go the fuck away.
Our boss walked by, and the office chimp stopped what he was doing and fucked up the order of my documents in the process.
"How are you doing today Frank?" the office chimp said overly cheerful.
Frank answered, "Good, glad to see you helping out over here."
"Got to teach these young guys, I have been here 20 years and they can learn a lot from me. Of course the people are our most important asset too! We wouldn't be anywhere without them and we need to step in and show we appreciate them." the fucking moron office chimp said.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018
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random chimp event

Has a 1 in 12 chance to occur every 24 hours.
Warning, a random chimp event is in progress
by Sparkee_ February 8, 2021
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