Meat Cleaving

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.

i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.

by jahdsk August 13, 2007

ice creaming

when someone talks shit about someone else because they don't have the guts to say it to their face. There is also a variety of different flavors. Pistachio is saying something a little bad and rocky road is the worst form, mint chip is somewhere in the middle.

Scharf was rocky road ice creaming about the UFC fighter because the fighter dissed his mom.

by JWoof May 5, 2010

creaming off

Ejaculating. The seminal emmision secreted during sexual activity.

"Hey how'd you get on with Julie last night"?

"God she's gorgeous isn't she? I only started getting her knickers off and I.. I COULDN'T HELP IT.. I started creaming off all over her face I was that excited"

by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006

creaming for distance

The act of ejaculating over a considerable distance.

Guy 1: Hey tony, I was creaming for distance yesterday and I got 2 feet!

Tony: You dirty son of a bitch.

by the original creamter June 28, 2006

creasing

to crease during sleep; or to develop indents in the skin on the facial, arms, legs and stomach area due to the folding of blankets, pillows, arms or other bed time objects

I slept in the same position all night long and now I have these creasing marks all over my arm and face...I look like Scarface.

by torosgirl February 16, 2009

Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

creasing

Creasing is the sexual act of sliding one's penis in between the ass crack of another individual

"He, what would you do if you if that fat girl over there asked if you wanted to do some creasing later?"
"Dude, that's really messed up."
"No, but really, what would you do?"

by locke76 November 15, 2013