cave creatures

general name: "boy"
- rumoured to live in the water because nobody actually ever sees them.
- walk on hands
- have curious web like feet
- often lurke around corners ready to pounce
- dirty
- evil, skank, hoes
- boys eat beets.
- if contact occurs, wash, rinse, shampoo, condition, and repeat until necessary , or until sins are repented
May Cause:
- lies
- lack of spelling skillz
- dilusionalism
- cave creatures like to steal soulds with their bulging abnormal eyes. Be aware. Another reason not to look directly at "them"

Marie: Is it safe to look staight into the eyes of cave creatures?
Answer: FALSE. refer to basilisk safety procedures. Proceed with caution.

by JAM9873937592 June 21, 2008

Ghoulish Creature

A male or female that is extremely white skinned or albino; resulting in a terrifying, ghoulish essence. Common knowledge suggests if you're a ghoulish creature, you clearly need a tan.

Look at ghoulish creature over there. She is blinding me with her whiteness.

by blu.devil.ute May 10, 2010

curb creature

A person that is high on meth and loves to run the streets even though they have a place to live.

My friend is on a good one and will not go home because he is such a curb creature.

by stretch323 August 17, 2018

Ugly Creature

You

Hi Ugly Creature!

by FeLePe February 24, 2020

Dyke Creature

An ugly woman who doesn't shave. She often lets go numeroues quaf. A dyke creature usually lurks in snobbish communities where they support materialism over soccermomism. They feel that they are better than you. Don't look them in the eye.

Geeze Jenny, your mom is such a dyke creature.

by Kingsley Dawson March 19, 2007

Creature

its what you call a kid who has been bailed out of jail rather than taking it like a man
or taking it in the ass

inmate kid-(crying)

cop-alright stop crying wuss your a lucky creature your parents are bailing you out

by Alejandro Cruz June 29, 2008

Bleacher Creatures

New York Yankee fans that sit in the bleachers of the stadium. Usually to start the game they yell each players name in the infield and outfield. The tickets are much cheaper than the average ticket in Yankee Stadium.

Did you see Nick Swisher salute the bleacher creatures?

by yanks34 March 19, 2010