lowcountry crapper

A rocking chair with a hole in the seat for a quick discharge, located on the porch of a house in the lowcountry of South Carolina.

Uncle Bob had to go so bad, it's a good thing he was sitting in the lowcountry crapper.

by Bob Velvetta May 18, 2017

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page crapping

when a facebook friend is away on vacation, you post random, useless, yet hilarious "crap" on their "page" for them to sift through when they get home.

When Michelle goes to Vegas this weekend, lets go "page crapping"!!

by NotSmith April 2, 2010

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A pain located in one of the lower quadrants of the abdominal area or kidneys resulting from an overweight person performing cardio or abdominal exercises, due to a lack of physical strength, stamina, and overall well-being.

I decided that I should start running regularly, but every time I run for more than two minutes, I get fat cramps.

Justin did like 12 sit ups before he couldn't do any more. His fat ass got fat cramps

by randymcgr March 20, 2011

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crappled

crippled for fear of crapping your self

Dude I almost crapped myself because I was so crappled last night.

by ittybittytittycomittee May 9, 2010

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crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.

I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.

by C--money December 21, 2005

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crappetizing

Having characteristics making one particular public bathroom stall more desirable than others (ie. cleanliness, evidence of recent cleaning).

Had to drop deuce, so I walked up and down the bay of stalls and #3 was the most crappetizing.

by ill_bill March 18, 2010

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oops I crapped my pants

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.

"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."

by Liz February 20, 2005

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