The art of farting and injecting that dirty fart into an office chair, where by creating a pocket full of rot that will waft up as the next person sits on that chair.
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On national chair day give your friends a present under $20, if you give them a present you have all right to push them off chairs all day (this day is July 10th)
Person1: here’s your chair day present
Person2: oh no
*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021
Police: why did you push her
Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig
(Pig= police)
Person2: oh no
*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021
Police: why did you push her
Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig
(Pig= police)
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Get the Chairbound mug.Perhaps one of the better fighters in the NHL. He has no problem with beating your face in. A guy I wouldn't like to piss off.
Fan: I saw that you put Crosby into the boards
Player: Yeah, it was a good hit.
Fan: Then I saw Eric Cairns beat your ass!
Player: Yeah, no denying that.
Player: Yeah, it was a good hit.
Fan: Then I saw Eric Cairns beat your ass!
Player: Yeah, no denying that.
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Get the Gibside chair lift mug.Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.
Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*
Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.
Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!
Jack: Birthday caird pish!
Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.
Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!
Jack: Birthday caird pish!
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