Cow

-A animal that has spots (not always black and white)

-Your local neighbor hood skank, trashy whore, slut, or maybe even fat person.

-Hey! Look at the awesome cow it has amazing spots!

-Dang, Tiffany is such a cow!

by Purp1e F1ame April 27, 2009

cow

Shorthand for coward.

Er... You cow?

by Pikace June 27, 2004

cow

an expression used to describe the anal qualities of another, usually in reference to something that may displease another

Dude, that is really cow!
Stop it, you're being cow.

by B man November 15, 2003

Cow

Noun. Not used has a farm Animal. it is used when someone is bigger than one or smells like one.

Marty: Look at that cow Eva. Man, she is so big that she can eat a cow in one sitting.

Paulo: Dude, She's more than a Cow. She's a hippo. and she just ate that poor cow with bbq sauce. can't you just smell that Cow?

Marty:Yea! i smell that Eva Cow. that poor lil milk cow he didn't stand a chance with that Cow Eva. Let's all Moo at her.

Plz. see Human earthquake for more refences.

by evil_twin January 5, 2008

cow

1) A real fat person
2) Someone who eats too much
3) A dumber-than-a-rock farm animal

1) Sounds like this girl who stalked me
2) My ex gf
3) This, thing, i saw in a shiney book

by ca-ow August 12, 2003

cow

Can Of Worms.

What Bungie affectionately called the Hunters in Halo. They are called this because Hunters are actually 5 worm-like creatures working collectively.

Dude...I'm so tired of fighting COWs.

by Jamiemadrox17 March 23, 2008

COW

Big fat motherfucker who sits there and eats graass and moans all day long like what the fuckles?

COWS WILL BECOME HOES ONE DAY.
COS THEY SEE ME ROLLING N THEY HATING

by SAMANTHA1223 October 21, 2012