chocolate covered custerd fucker

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.

look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.

by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005

chocolate covered peanut butter gummy worms

the flavor of donkeys

donkeys taste like chocolate covered peanut butter gummy worms!!!

by P09U3R December 6, 2003

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

The act of pulling out a girls tampon with your teeth, dropping it in her mouth, making out and swapping it back into your mouth then proceeding to swallow it and poop it out. You now have a Chocolate Covered Strawberry to put in her mouth.

I had to pay the prostitute extra to give her a Chocolate Covered Strawberry.

My asshole hurts from making my girl a Chocolate Covered Strawberry.

by Johnny B Strawberry November 23, 2010

moss covered axe wound

a slang reference to the vagina

I snuck my hand down her pants, and across her moss covered axe wound.

by MissionTIMpossible July 12, 2006

chocolate covered bubble wrap

It is the most amazing thing ever. You can eat it and it tastes like chocolate and bubble wrap. And it pops. Which is cool. If you eat some, you will be cool.

Person 1: "Hey you want some bubble wrap?"
Person 2: "You got chocolate to go with it?"
Person 1: "Uh. . . no."
Person 2: (walks off) :mutters: "So uncool."

Cuz you all know chocolate covered bubble wrap is the best :D

by Bob!!!! November 14, 2007

cream filled chocolate covered long john

When a mand is ramming a girl up the ass and is about to ejaculate he pulls out and forces her to suck him off.

That bitch Sabrina was not happy when I gave her a cream filled chocolate covered long john.

by white guy named jacrispy March 29, 2015

Chocolate Covered Egg Roll

When an Oriental person is having buttsex and puts his dick in her mouth and then punches her face over and over again. Tasty!

"Wow, that chocolate covered eggroll was delightful!"

by Juanny October 8, 2004