cotton candy

pussy, usually said by juggalos/lettes

Cotton Candy and Popsicles!

by hotsexbaby May 15, 2005

picking cotton

The act of to pulling your underpants out of your ass crack or fixing yourself after being the recipient of a wedgie.

I named this tight leopard print thong "Master" because it keeps me picking cotton all day.

by Dick Thimble October 20, 2010

Mexican Cotton

Slang for wool. Cotton produced in Mexico is notorious for having a very coarse quality, and therefore is often mistaken as wool.

O rats I shouldn't have worn this shirt, it's made of that damned Mexican cotton!

by a.wonderhorse June 13, 2010

Soft as cotton

Not tough, weak, wimpy

You act tough but you're a little bitch who's soft as cotton.

by Robster006 February 16, 2021

Cotton Mary

Going down on a girl through her panties

dude one: Did you get to third base?
dude two: Sort of. I gave her a cotton mary

by KayTown September 14, 2010

Cotton Slug

A wet pussy that's still confined in panties.

My pussy is being a cotton slug! I've had to change my panties 4 times today!

by Jshep June 26, 2015

cotton wolf

(n.) a toothless tiger, i.e. a person/object/event that sounds intimidating but in reality carries no real threat.

Christy: Billy, you have to do your homework, or else our Mathematics teacher will scold us!
Billy: Don't worry, he's just a cotton wolf.

by DCloveCC May 28, 2013