costco taco

A slice of Costco pizza wrapped around a Costco hotdog.

Shopping in Costco makes me hungry for a Costco taco. At the snack counter, "One hot dog and a slice of pizza, please."

by dsundae January 31, 2021

Costcoed

When you fall in love with a product and go back to Costco to buy it again but they are out of stock.

Me: I bought these protein bars at Costco. I went back to get more and they were out.

Homie: Fool you just got costcoed!

by krustie September 17, 2021

Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.

Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

Costco Cooter

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.

I love eating her costco cooter

by Costco Cooter June 9, 2024

Costco Rica

Da Central-American country where dey make a lot of da merchandise marketed by da fifth largest retailer in da world.

I'd rather "buy American made" --- nothing from Costco Rica for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO February 2, 2023

Costco shame

The feeling you get when you’ve already picked up everything you need from Costco but continue shopping and your bill is three times what you expected.

The feeling you get when you unload your car after a Costco run and you hope noone sees the excessive amount of bulk merchandise you’ve purchased for a family of two.

She felt the weight of Costco shame set in as she put her massive pack of lemons,

She felt an immense amount of Costco shame as she unloaded her box of 120 ice cream sandwiches for a family of two from her car as the hot neighbor walked by.

by Punan_From_Hunan April 13, 2024

The Costco Effect

That moment when you go to the store only needing a few things, then end up leaving with a whole cart of stuff, typically not including the original item(s) you came for. This term is not exclusive to Costco and can be used for any store that manages to get you to fall into its consumerist trap.

"Dang, look at all this stuff we bought. I only needed a couple of things !"

"That's the Costco Effect for ya"

by ChickenScrxtch82 April 20, 2024