corvey

an immature professional fisherman who specializes in the art of harvesting bubble gum in warm, dark places, and exposing his own brown eye--all while staying down to earth by nustling his nostrils into his acquaintences inner ear drum. normally travels in vans with hearing impared individuals.

the corvey came over asking (in sign language) to go fishing and then proceeded to brown eye me while offering me a peace of big league chew.

by big tuna April 4, 2005

Corvette Summer

Troys idea of an awesome summer. The exact edfinition remains unknown.

However, some prerequisites include: not shaving, a Kennith Cole suit.

This is going to be a Corvette Summer!

by Cadbury204 June 30, 2010

Paola Corvea

The kind of tail we should all be chasing.

Paola Corvea is so fine, "I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it in like a bong hit"

by guy wif boner January 1, 2010

corvette

pretty much owned by all easily modded and EXCESSIVELY cheaper imports. also known as the piece of shit american excuse for a sports car.

guy 1: hey you wanna go to the movies? i've got my dads corvette for the night?

guy 2: fuck that. i ain't pushin' no car 6 miles.

by jabba February 23, 2005

corvette

A car driven by a limp wristed individual, usually an older white male, who cannot buy a real vehicle, like a McClaren or Lotus, something with real balls. Usually lacking in couth and money.

Damn corvette, it is the only car I could afford. I really wish I had a Porsche, though.

by anon March 2, 2005

corvette

A shitty car that's not all its cracked up to be. It can be owned instantly, anyday if its up against a stock BMW M3.

"My corvette's a disappointment. I should've gotten myself an M3 instead of this shitty chevrolet."

by pwned739 June 11, 2005

Corvette

The Ultimate road And Track Car. the LT3 Beats the Hell out of all those Ricers and Other Domestics, the Z06 Kills most of European Cars,the ZR1 Slayed the New Skyline and the Ferrari F430, and Saleen S7, and The C6RS Killed The enzo and can leave any European, japanese,or American car lookin like they were standing still. it especially beat the Aston Martins,in Particular the DB9 And DBR9
and most importantly, they are affordable compared to other supercars,with the base model starting around 40K.

Damn, that rich Kid in his Viper Thought he could beat that corvette C6,but the C6 ended up having to wait for him at the finish line!!

by Zr1 October 10, 2008