cooking jamaican

masturbating.
pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.

"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"
"why?"
"he was cooking jamaican all night!"
"huh?"
"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"

by andrw May 15, 2007

Cooking

A word to describe the act of making methamphetamines

He was arrested for cooking

by Elissa.marie June 16, 2008

Cooncing

1.) When you flirt with a girl, but have absolutely no end-game
2.) When you spike your hair like Edward Cullen
3.) When you wear v-necks and flail your arms
4.) General unruliness

the present tense of the verb "coonce"

I was cooncing with this girl, needless to say, nothing happened.

by AvEsk September 29, 2010

cooling out

To cool out, and or chill.

Those bros were cooling out yesterday at the hookah bar.

by Megatroid June 30, 2008

Cooking Pancakes

Euphemism for sex, esp. early morning wake-up sex.

When I woke up after the party, this chick I didn't know was in my bed. Next thing you know, we were cooking pancakes.

by fnnky January 23, 2009

Cooking up dope

The act of using a heat source (a lighter) to cause drugs to dissolve into water for intravenous drug users. Can also pertain to manufacturing of crack cocaine or crystal meth through necessity of a heat source. Do NOT try that at home, or anywhere else. Drugs are bad but intravenous use is RETARDED.

Yo man, you seen J recently?

Nah, last time I saw him he was cooking up dope in the ally at 54th and Crenshaw... He prolly dead.

Yo? What are you doin this weekend?

Got some fiends gettin paid, so I'll be cookin up dope.

by The dopist May 26, 2018

Naked vegan cooking

nakedvegancooking.com

A strange website for people who enjoy cooking naked.

Person 1: Hey did you see what recipe on naked vegan cooking?

Person 2: No but I saw the fat naked guy holding the plate and turned it off!

by unholyripjaw July 23, 2012