A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.
Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?
by okaythen873 July 31, 2009
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Overheard at a party: "Did you notice that Sally just left with Fred- those two have a fucking contract".
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Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Some people are allergic to the adhesive used on common duct tape; test a small area of skin for adverse reactions and irritability before performing a Brazilian Contractor.
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Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
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- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens
- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink
Often says things like:
"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"
"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"
"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"
"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"
- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs
-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more
- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess
- they will snort anything
- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them
- might dress as animals when high wired
- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens
- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink
Often says things like:
"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"
"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"
"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"
"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"
- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs
-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more
- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess
- they will snort anything
- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them
- might dress as animals when high wired
"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"
"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"
"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"
"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
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Filler God: "If you want me to resurrect Jonny, you must sign my Forever Contract with your blood."
Jack: "Yes! Sure! Anything to revive Jonny!"
Jack: "Yes! Sure! Anything to revive Jonny!"
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