Premarital eye contact

A sin worse than the holocaust
I rather die than have premarital eye contact
If you ain’t been married, you shouldn’t be able to look at each other

When she wanna do some premarital eye contact

H A R L O T

by ScottPilgrim.06 March 11, 2020

Belgian Pie Eating Contest

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.

When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.

by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009

Original Content

Something thing that many Youtubers don’t have. As the years have gone on they have struggled with this.

Pewdiepie Fan 1: Hey, Pewdiepie has gone back to making original content
Pewdiepie Fan 2: Really?!?!
Pewdiepie Fan 1: No

by JackSepticeye2 January 2, 2018

Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.

Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:

To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.

Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.

guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit

by Brian Johnson November 19, 2005

Connecticut crime

A term used to describe a wrong, yet trivial, annoying, and harmless “crime” that is not punishable by law.

A Connecticut crime can be, but is not limited to: budging a person in line, or taking a highly limited item out of another person's shopping cart when there are none left.

Often committed at a local coffee house, farmer's market or other place with a high concentration of trends or wealth, yet it can also extend to any other aspect of life, such as in the supermarket or shopping mall. Person committing the "Connecticut crime" may be "white", as in a "stuff white people like" person. However, needless to say, the Connecticut crime does not have one stereotype of offenders and does not discriminate against victims.

Note: Called Connecticut crime due to its elitist nature and petty, country club-esque stigma

White person waiting in line at the Fair Trade coffee shop: Hey! Not cool man, you just cut in front of me!

Other White person: Did I? Oh I'm sorry, well I'm paying next so I'll just stay here...

Sarah: Excuse me, but I just saw you take that out of my shopping cart and put it into yours...can I have it back? It's the last one left.

Stephanie: No, sorry, it's mine now.

Sarah: Wow, you just committed a severe Connecticut crime...

by The Phantom Kingsly March 16, 2011

Connecticut blonde

The second-phase incarnation of the basic bitch. These are painfully average chicks who just happen to have suspiciously nice hair. Typically holding degrees from random midwestern schools, in shit that doesn't really matter. Their chromatic equivalent would be beige. They're really into Ann Taylor LOFT sweaters, Pinterest, and weddings. You end up marrying them because your parents approve, and there's no good reason not to. Often targeting men of higher economic class, they are essentially the most insidious form of gold digger. Rarely do they have anything nice to say; they are usually inordinately snotty. They'll almost never give blowjobs, and will drag you to couples counseling after discovering your Brazzers account, citing "emotional infidelity."

Jessica is totally a typical Connecticut blonde. She found out Adam got a lap dance at his bachelor party 4 years ago, now she's making him sleep on the couch, and staged an intervention with his mom and sisters to address his "issues." Is she for real?

by nopenothingtoseehere December 2, 2014

contact stress

The process in which a single or many people in the immediate vicinity are stressing out and it causes one to be stressed as well. The contact stesser may or may not even know why they are stressing out.

Nicole and Adam L were freaking out because 30 tickets came through. Adam R was then feeling contact stress because his fellow baristas were stressing even though he only had to stand at drive thru and take money.

by causticguy December 17, 2015