Conflict constipation occurs when you really have to poop, but cannot because of a conflict, usually social or schedule related.
Joe: I have diarrhea but I have to be at school in five minutes!
Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!
Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!
by joebob13 October 14, 2012
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"Chandler what is the matter with your face?" - Friends s7e5
"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."
"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."
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Before google fiber (medicine) was launched, most ISPs suffered from a bad case of bandwidth-constipation.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020
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The winters were tough on his already weak constitution, putting him even further out of touch with his more athletic cousins.
by MyrrhKat January 30, 2022
Get the Weak Constitution mug.Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.
"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."
by tlninja June 28, 2012
Get the Conshiteration mug.That feeling at night after it's been snowing for a long while but before the plows come to get rid of it all. Streetlights cast a hazy orange glow on the air and you're walking down the middle of the street. No one else is outside and the only audible noise is the snow falling and accumulating on the sidewalks.
you: You know when you feel like you're the last person on earth and it's snowing and there's no one to stop you from walking down the middle of a busy street because the snow hasn't been plowed and there's no cars on the road? What should we call it?
friend: Sounds like a consatious night to me
friend: Sounds like a consatious night to me
by allkindsofanonymous January 26, 2013
Get the Consatious mug.Cobstipation is when one eats too much corn on the cob which results in a back up storage of corn in the gut, resulting in a constant supply of corn in faeces.
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“I love eating corn but I have eaten way too much and corn is constantly in the poo. I am suffering from cobstipation.”
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