The Constitution

A magical document that always agrees with you.

You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Scented cons

A place where Online daters go in Roblox that are most likely 9-12, or 35-80. the game allows searing and adds genitals to your character, such as a Booty

(at Scented cons)
9 year old: wanna have seggs?

creepy 50 yr: sure

by Ratatouille but high June 27, 2020

coast guard

The smallest of the five branches of the U.S. military. They are under-funded and under-appreciated, but they are vital to national security. They conduct search & rescue, counterterrorism, customs & immigration enforcement, and environmental law compliance tasks.

The U.S. Coast Guard doesn't get the publicity or credit they deserve.

by J-rad March 15, 2007

consang

A consang is someone who is consanguinamorous, meaning you're into sibcest, twincest, cousincest, auntcest, brocest, daughtercest, soncest, unclecest, niececest, nephewcest, dadcest, momcest, or any other notion suggesting you're an inbreeder or incestual, instead of an outbreeder like regular people are

the way she stares at her brother flirtatiously made me assume that she's consang

by nigerianwut May 6, 2023

Coastly

1. A maritime mindset or perspective.
2. A tranquil state of mind when one is near the sea; the region adjoining it.
3. The state of one's ideas, when on the land next to the sea; seashore.

"I'm feeling quite coastly today."
"I had some coastly ideas by the bay today."

by Bksweeting May 14, 2023

butt coaster

A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.

"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.

by PoorDavid October 13, 2013

Chanel West Coast

A blonde chick with a weird laugh.

Guy 1: Why is Chanel West Coast laughing like that?
Guy 2: Beats me, bro.

by Plipplop August 17, 2020