Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose

Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.

by I got ligma December 19, 2018

kitchen connection

To have horrible internet connection.

Man that guy was lagging around that corner with his kitchen connection.

by nickanamek August 20, 2010

Booty Connection

1: Shitty Wifi

2: Having a particular liking for someones ass

1: Elijah: Damn Jenna I definitely have a Booty Connection with your ass.

Jenna: Thanks!

2: Bro i can't text my girl because of your Booty Connection.

by Elijah Seyfried June 30, 2016

Hood Connected

To have or to get all the necessary hook ups and connects in not just your hood but all over; where ever you go, because you got that swagga

Man, the reason Lexis been gettin all those gigs, is cuz she stay hood connected!

by Nautica Michaels October 17, 2008

Banana connection

As in when two bananas connect
The act of two bananas becoming one

“Man look at those bananas connecting”
“I know, that’s a banana connection

by Banana connection September 9, 2018

French Connection

A sexual position involving three people, combining oral and vaginal (or anal) intercourse. This is a subset of a menage-a-trois, and specifically refers to positions during which all of the sexual action is centered on one individual.

A classic French Connection is defined as a man sitting with a woman on his lap facing away from him, while a second woman performs oral sex on the woman receiving intercourse from the man.

John and Lisa gave their friend Samantha the French Connection.

by Peter Godly November 6, 2005

walmart connect

Now if you want to talk about a really fucked up isp for all you dumb fucks out there isp means internet service provider. all walmart connect is, is a shitty look alike aol program that costs about 9.95 per month but is slower than mother fucking molasses and you cant go in any fucking chat rooms except bot filled AIM rooms which arent even god damn rooms to begin with. When calling for help it is similar to AOL because you always get a fucking towelhead. Its unfuckingbelieveable that you can not get one fucking AMERICAN to help your ass out. So if you want a piece of shit ISP choose walmart connect. PS the free trial is only for 7 days, big fucking deal!

What the fuck man why the hell would an isp let you only have a week trial fuck walmart connect.

by l33th4x0r February 18, 2005