confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

confufled

Being confused from or by an animal

This gorilla made me confufled

by quackers151 December 29, 2017

confuddled

confused and befuddled.

Jen: He was going to go to Bom's house but he didn't because of the cat.
Mark: What? I'm confuddled.

by beckie__ August 15, 2006

Confude

To be confused by, but in a very trusting way.

confide - to trust in someone

confuse - to not understand

confide+confuse=confude

While watching "Steven Hawking: into the universe", I was confuded by all the crazy ideas... but I liked the pretty visuals so I kept watching.

by miket1044 July 28, 2012

Racially Confused

One who is confused or unaware of their own race.

That white guy must be racially confused otherwise he wouldn't be rapping.

by Maddy K 99 April 19, 2010

Confuddled

A state where a person becomes so confused, thier brain shuts down discontinuing further function, primarily to the mouth and speach function.

Bob: .....*drools*
Dan: See what happens when you come home late from the bar.
See Women

by Tom Cruise November 2, 2004

Confused

A term often associated to someone whom doesn't know their front from their rear.

When someone thinks they are in love but are really just looking for a filler of space.

When someone thinks they love their job, but are just in it for the status.

Adam Stauffer was confused about his sexuality, so he went with the first thing that knocked on the door.

by Professor Billy March 20, 2009