confurious

Confusion and extreme anger.
Feeling angry for no good reason

When windows blue-screened on bootup, Jim was confurious.

by SwimNurd October 6, 2005

consciousness

The lower mental awareness of reality and one's self where information is recieved through physical recepticles and processed for your subconciousness by one's physical brain.

" Jimmy realized that his very consciousness was awakening to new ideas. "

by Joey Murray September 29, 2005

[holding consciousness]

knowing the Truth underlying whatever is happening in each moment: that All is well, that the Highest Good is available and active, that nothing is lacking, separate or in opposition, whatever the appearance to our bodily perceptions

Gary is holding consciousness for the Sunday service. We prepare the sanctuary before congregants arrive by holding consciousness.

by G Hlstd January 6, 2009

Confucius

Confucius was a Chinese teacher and philosopher born 551 BC in Zou. His teachings are obviously influenced by a mixture of tea, heroin, sugar, cocaine, LSD, blueberries, apple juice, methamphetamine, prozac, zoloft, lots of ambien and a pinch of salt. He would normally make this mixture and ingest it about 15 minutes before meditating. When he would come out of his meditative state which usually lasted anywhere from 15 minutes to 126 days he would then write down his sayings. He also made his own paper in a mill he had built in his back yard. He never wrote anything on Saturday or Monday, not for religious reasons but because his wife ran a part time restaurant out of his paper mill building on those two days preventing him from making paper. He wrote the recipes for the restaurant which included several savory cat and dog meat stir fry dishes along with a customer favorite desert made from vultures liver baked into a pie and served with a light glaze made of sugar mixed with warm stomach acid from a North American snailshank whipperfish. Confucius died in 479 BC and was buried in 1976.

Confucius sure wrote alot of interesting sayings but, they can be confusing at times.

by saharadryhumor October 18, 2014

Stream of Consciousness

The act of daydreaming while you're peeing.

Hey, what was that? Sorry, you caught me in a stream of consciousness in the men's room.

by Pazuzu Jack May 10, 2011

Conefuscious

The head of conefusciounisim, conefuscious lived thousands of years ago and taught the world the morals of smoking bongs and having rspect for your elders. Not to be confused with Confuscious his do gooder brother who never touched drugs in his life.

Keiran - I follow my life by the teachings of Conefuscious.
Tim - And what is that?

Keiran- smoke bongs everyday

by Deliciouschuck October 21, 2008

conscious chemicals

another term for people or a single person, referring to the fact that humans are composed of just a few pounds of elements and minerals

When I didn't do my chores, my Dad referred to me as a bag of conscious chemicals.

by Sexy Simian December 3, 2010