Computnik

1: Russian computer
2: Crappy computer

1: Zomg!! AHH MOTHERLAND!
2: Zomg!! My Computnik won't start! Mike must have haxxored me. :'(

by Turdy June 27, 2005

Competitive Advantage

When a football or basketball team has an overwhelming number of African Americans playing at one time.

Hampton is gonna kick the crap out of BYU's football team because of their competitive advantage.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 17, 2010

competitive delegation

when a boss puts two people on the same job, without informing either of them of the situation. in essence, it is a strategy to get the "best result" by sacrificing both employees' trust and motivation.

you know what that dumbass did to us? he pulled a competitive delegation on our asses!

by releasethequackin August 11, 2015

Competitive Vaping

Competitive vaping: When two hardcore vapers or cloud chasers go head to head in the ulitimate round to see who will make a spot on to the vape gods podium.

That competitive vaping competition was LIT.

by Thevapeking May 21, 2016

Computational physicist

A jackass from California

That computational physicist went to M.I.T

by Reused June 5, 2018

compatittarius

The one zodiac thats compatible with every zodiac sign

"Compatittarius, and my name is larry"

by dlanigersirrom December 4, 2018

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021