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A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
by Why do I keep coming here? September 24, 2003
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computer science

Computer major for
1) Hardcore computer people who want power Power POWER!
2) Masochistic individual who enjoys punishing himself
3) One who wants to become a programmer

Don't confuse a CS msjor for one who majors in Information Systems, or "Lazy Man's CS". Information Systems is more similar to majoring in Word.
LA LA LA LA LA, I'm in computer science, I want to be a programmer, yeah, that's it school, rape my ass! Bastards.
by Nobbe November 19, 2003
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Compulsive Liar

A compulsive liar is defined as someone who lies out of habit. Lying is their normal and covert yet reflexive way of responding to questions. Compulsive liars bend the truth about everything, large and small. For a compulsive liar, telling the truth is very awkward and uncomfortable while lying feels right. Compulsive lying is usually thought to develop in early childhood, due to being placed in an environment where lying was necessary. A compulsive liar may also have difficulties with poor self esteem. For the most part, compulsive liars are not overly manipulative and cunning, rather they simply lie out of habit
Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, has a normal, and reflexive way of responding to questions. When reporters in his press pool ask him questions he responds in a very awkward and uncomfortable manner, due to his poor self esteem the press secretary, will lie out of habit and does not like to be confronted and called a "Compulsive Liar", with his past admissions, after being shown video tapes of his constant screw up's.
by clungasd August 11, 2010
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Naked computer kid

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.
*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"
by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009
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compubation

Obsessive masturbation with the use of a computer. Mainly through the use of porno on the internet. Signs of compubation are having more then 2 gigs of porn saved on your computer, sticky or stuck keys on your keyboard, and a general sense of happiness at all the spanking off your doing.
Hey, why doesn't the B work on your keyboard? -- Oh, sorry about that but I suffer from compubation.
by Dark Lord Happy Pants August 4, 2007
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Porn Computer

a personal computer, either in the form of a laptop or desktop, usually infected with other viruses, for example cyber herpes, and/or is lacking in memory or in need of major repairs, that has been dedicated for the consumption and/or viewing of porn.
"Don't ever say I didn't buy you anything," said Joey, "I gave you a porn computer for your personal entertainment needs."
by mes1983 December 27, 2009
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Computer AIDS

A lethal virus contracted on one's computer due to excessive observation of pornography. Generally non-curable.
Tyrone: Yo, I gots mad computer AIDS 'cause I be watchin' like nine consecutive hours of porn yesterday.
Louis: Yo, shit.
Tyrone: Word.
by Dontrell January 18, 2008
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