What has my life come to?

That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.

During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed

by Lord Manatee July 19, 2017

Come home

The time in a man's life when he realizes he must shave his receding hairline

It's time for Lebron James to come home and put that hairline out of it's misery

by Lameric March 22, 2017

Come On

The single most persuasive phrase in the English language.

Michael: I'm not sure I want to do this.
Gob: Come on!

by CJBC December 3, 2006

Come to my gig!

A versatile phrase for the ages that applies to times of joy, frustration, hope, despair and more

'That girl has a great personality, she can come to my gig!'
'I am tripping the fuck out, you should be at my gig!'
'I just found $2 under my car seat, come to my gig!'
'What do you mean you have to study, just come to my gig!'
'There's a party in my pants this saturday, your name will be at the door, come to my gig!'
'I am out of weed, please come to my gig'

by gigsbrah February 5, 2015

broken comedy

when you laugh at something that is just not meant to be funny.

Friend #1: what you laughing about?
Friend #2: whanos

Friend #1: wtf is whanos?
Friend #2: it’s a whale crossed with thanos

Friend #1: 🤦🏻 ♂️
Friend #2: 😂😂😂
Friend #1: that’s some next level broken comedy

by Senpai637382 August 10, 2020

comedinerexia

A term that is used to diagnose the addiction to the popular television show "Come Dine With Me.

There's katherine, apparently she has comedinerexia!

by jasonisdalmayo July 7, 2010

Transcendental Comedic Event

A funny moment that you share with a friend even though that friend is no where in the vicinity, nor a witness to the object of comedy. You just know they would laugh.

Erick experienced a transcendental comedic event when stumbling upon the midget goat rape at the world's fair. Erick's wife just rolled her eyes, but that's ok, because he knew his friend Josh would find it hilarious.

by Cougar Opaque February 24, 2011