Commit

gay rat fish that plays gay game and cannot make good skins 🤮

bro did you just do a commit 😳

by Bacconi May 10, 2020

go commit

short for "go commit suicide"

"I like pop music"
"Maybe you should go commit."

by MelM September 8, 2005

COMMITMENT ISSUES

ANYONE CALLED CENTRAL CEE HAS COMMITMENT ISSUES BUT HES TRYING HIS BEST TO FIX IT FOR YOU

I got commitment issues but I’m tryna fix that for you if I can’t afford that bag that you want then I will fix it for you

by ATHEGOAT May 16, 2021

pot committed

In poker, the act of betting so much that you have effectively put the majority of your chips in play, leaving you with very little left in reserve should you loose the hand.

After being dealt big slick Rob pot committed himself pre-flop and when nothing hit, he was left with a decision of going all-in or checking.

by GTI_Guy September 25, 2006

Commitment Phopic

A person who blindly finds themselves in a long term relationship without really meaning to.

John's girlfriend diagnosed John as a commitment phopic when he wigged out after signing up for their second mortgage, despite having been in a relationship for 15 years.

by Volconologist April 18, 2010

Commit of death

A giant inconvience for everyone. When someone modifies all the files in a project and everyone has to merge. It's the commit of death (or Cod for short). Every developer knows and hates it.

Steven: "Yo man, Alex pushed a giant commit of death last night."
Michael: "Aw fuck man, i'll have to merge again after that Cod for sure."
Steven: "I had to as well, i hate this guy."

by KitsuneAlex September 6, 2022

Committing a Gary

when someone ends up like Gary.

(A Way Out reference)

person 1: "OH MY GOD insert person/character here's DEAD"
person 2: "Lmao they're Committing a Gary"

by GoldieVelviet October 17, 2023