Comical Value

Pointless things added for increased fun. Or different weapons used in the disposal of chavs.

Using a Wooden Spoon to castrate a chav.
Using an incredibly oversized catapult to fling a chav into a wall merely 20cm away.

by Tw166y May 24, 2005

coming out of the dresser

(v.) when one comes out as being bisexual

Girl 1: So, Morgan is coming out of the dresser to his mom today.

Girl 2: Wait, you mean he's gay?

Girl 1: No, just bi.

by StalkmyDresser53 September 19, 2009

Ain't coming

statement of refusal

- Yo man, gimme some bucks to buy that thang.
- whaaat??? Again? With my money?

- Yeah, Pleaaaaaaase!
-Ain't coming!!!

by William Warney October 19, 2009

Comically Large Spoon

Haha spoon big

Comically large spoon make me do the laugh.

by TheMintyButt July 6, 2020

Coming in there with a stick

The commonly used parental threat (usually empty threat) of intimidating one's child (or other subordinate) into doing what is asked of them. Very often used on defiant children when they refuse to go to bed or obey their parental figure.

Son: I'm not going to go to bed...I'll stay up as long as I want!

Dad: The hell you are! Get to bed or else I'm coming in there with a stick!

by Eziquio C November 16, 2007

coming down

The effect of sobering up from any drug. If its weed, things are speeding up back to normal. If its cystal meth, you feel like passing out, not enough energy.

"Pass the sh** man, m coming down here."

by HLT April 26, 2005

I'm Coming!

Phrase shouted at climax of sex.

I'm Comming!!

by Eric March 21, 2003