Cleveland Coffee

When someone takes the straw from their iced coffee and shoves it up their ass. Then someone else sucks the coffee from the 1st parties dick

I was so thirsty today i drank a cleveland coffee from my uncle.

by Flickerstick182 September 11, 2019

dick swirl coffee

Generally in an office setting, when someone secretly tampers with the community coffee by sticking their penis in it. Most office coffee has been tampered with in some way and is still known as dick swirl coffee regardless of the actual method of tampering.

I can’t mess with the coffee in the office, that’s for sure dick swirl coffee.

by Thefza October 24, 2019

coffee grain mccain

Something that is incredibly awesome, great, or in any case very good. The term is synonymous to awesome sauce mccoy.

Woah, man! That was coffee grain mccain!

Yeah, it was awesome sauce mccoy.

by Kikkomaso April 8, 2009

Polish Coffee

A cocktail from Krakow, Poland. The drink can come in a number of forms, but the classic remains the most common. There is some mystery behind it's creation but there are rumours that a manuscript exists detailing the first consumption.

Classic Polish coffee:

50ml Soplica Nutmeg Vodka
75ml Black coffee
100ml Milk

Method, Mix the vodka, coffee then milk. Serve in a highball glass with one striped straw.

"I'll have one Polish Coffee (Polska Kawe) please"

by charliemurphyyyyyy October 17, 2011

Brazilian Coffee

When a person puts a coffee filter and coffee pot underneath their ass and takes an explosive shit. The filter will filter out the chunks so only the sweet sweet liquid is in the pot. This can be heated up later to make some delicious Brazilian coffee.

I want a nice hot cup of freshly brewed Brazilian coffee.

by Princess Amy's Peasant July 9, 2016

Coffee Fag

A homosexual who comes into class 5 minutes late carrying a tray of assorted hot and cold coffee drinks for a few of his friends.

Girl #1: Check out that coffee fag!
Girl#2: Hey be nice! If we friend him he will bring us coffee.
Girl #1: I suppose... but I'm still going to call him a coffee fag.

by Zeus12 February 28, 2013

Double Coffee

Popular coffee drink made by putting old, cold coffee into a standard coffee maker instead of water to "double brew."

Man, i made me a cup of double coffee, now i don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week!

by Mike61659 September 13, 2009