Being defined: Kirk Colombano, usually with a first name of Elsa or Elisa, consistently flirts with boys. Usually short, around 5 feet and blond, with European ancestry. Has manboobs.
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Ian: Man, me and Ryan were too lazy to dutch rudder so we did the Colombian Water Jacket instead. So much better!
Jared: Oh, that's cool man.
Jared: Oh, that's cool man.
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Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
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Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."
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