Robert Ernest Coleman

The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.

Also wears tattered drawers.

Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman

by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021

tj coleman

a little chunkeroo who can’t catch a goddamn football

wtf john catch the ball stop being a tj coleman

by poopoo nigga December 1, 2019

coleman

Coleman is someone who will gaslight you and make you feel the most insecure you have ever felt. Coleman’s are not the type of people to date but more of entertainment. They use their since of humor to hide their insecurities and they will do anything to get what they want. Don’t be fooled by little white lies told by Coleman.

Coleman is a cheater.

by ragekid2244 November 27, 2023

Coleman

Most likely gets no bitches and has a bowel problem. :)

He's such a coleman

by Mhlem May 14, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Gage Coleman

Very attractive athletic dude treats his girlfriend with respect loves shoes and buys his girlfriend lots of gifts overall perfect man to be with

You are lucky to find a gage Coleman in your life

by JohnMyers1 November 21, 2018

An Annie Coleman

A woman that puts drugs and alcohol before kids, family and everyone else. Will rob you of your last $10 if given the chance. She used to be a average looking but now looks like a crackhead who has been rode hard and hung up wet. She is too far gone to see just how bleak its gotten doesn't realize how ridicules she looks She is also one of those girls that think she's still got it even though "it" has been long gone for a while so she embarrasses herself on a regular basis trying to get money for drugs from unsuspecting victims. Will do ANYTHING for a dollar because those drugs are not free.

Hey shouldn't that old chick be talking care of her kids and not be at a danceclub drunk, high and looking like a drowned rat?
Oh yeah shes pulling an Annie Coleman

by Mrsasippi36 September 3, 2019