(noun)

the sort of hygenically challenged guy that everyone knows but hates on some level. the guy will be morbidly obese and a chronic bullshitter - usually to make his sad life seam awesome. he may think he is black.
ur such a gage coleman

u smell a bit like gage coleman right now
by durcs April 16, 2009
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Very attractive athletic dude treats his girlfriend with respect loves shoes and buys his girlfriend lots of gifts overall perfect man to be with
You are lucky to find a gage Coleman in your life
by JohnMyers1 November 21, 2018
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