coldplayed

To be upstaged at your own show, like Coldplay at Super Bowl halftime.

Dude, Chris Martin got coldplayed up there with Beyonce and Bruno Mars.

by stubhill July 10, 2016

Coldplay

Banging in the snow without clothes.

I saw Catherine and Kyle were having a coldplay yesterday,Im going to shower now...

by MikeTheNoscoper November 23, 2016

Coldplay

An alternative Rockbanf that has currently made 7 albums which are Parachutes, A Rush Of Blood To The Head, X&Y, Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends, Mylo Xyloto, Ghost Stories, And most recent, A Head Full Of Dreams. The bandmates include, Chris Martin the lead singer, Jonny Buckland the lead guitarist, Guy Berryman the bassist and Will Champion the drummer. People often criticize Coldplay because they are ignorant and don’t understand the beauty of their music. Their A Head Full Of Dreams World Tour was a tremendous hit. I’m the summer of 2017 the band released the Kaleidoscope EP which included the songs, Something Just Like This, Miracles (someone special), Aliens, Hypnotised and All I Can Think About Is You. Other amazing hits by Coldplay are, Yellow, Clocks, The Scientist, Fix You, Viva La Vida, Paradise, A Sky Full Of Stars, and Hymn For The Weekend. I hope Coldplay comes out with a new album soon!!

Christi: Kate, what are you listening too?
Kate: Oh, I’m listening to the most internationally famous band in concert the 2000’s.
Christi: Coldplay?
Kate: Yes!

by TurtleGirl814 May 25, 2018

unusannus.simp_cosplayer

unusannus.simp_cosplayer is a tiktoker with 1,967 followers who simps for fictional characters. He makes tiktoks about Unus Annus, in cosplay, and/or about being apart of the lgbtq+ community. His pronouns are He/They/Bunself! They also wear a skeleton mask (Unus Annus) or a handpainted mask (Blm/Queer)

unusannus.simp_cosplayer is funny

by anonymous July 17, 2021

Cosplayer

A vapid, talentless woman who exploits nerd culture in an effort to generate funds from desperate neckbeards to inject herself so full of plastic that she looks like a cheap sex doll. This, allows her to land equally vapid and talentless fuckboys.

That cosplayer looks nothing like her character, but the nerds at this convention don't seem to care because her fake tits and ass are hanging out.

by Daigobrah February 13, 2017

Coldplay

The act of sexually fiddling with a corpse in a mortuary. Not limited to any particular gender. Or species.

Rob was into coldplay, and was caught finger-banging Gwyneth Paltrow's corpse as she lay on the slab.

by COCK PVNCH May 26, 2014

Coldplayed

When your music gets stolen by some lame ass u2 wannabes.

Hey those lame ass posers are playing a song that sounds like one you wrote years ago. I think you just got coldplayed.

by GuitarBob December 19, 2008