coloun

A British person's colon.

British Doctor: There's a problem with your coloun.
British Person: What is the problem?

by \/+{[me]}+\/ April 27, 2021

colourblocks

a fucking kids show about colors

Man 1: Do you love colourblocks???
Man 2:no i love symbol lore
Man 1: shoots him in his face

by ahhbj_9336666 December 19, 2022

Colourblocks

A CBeebies animated TV show about colours, with a terrible fandom, full of leaks and more. The show currently has 2 seasons.

Person- Have you seen the new Colourblocks episodes
Person 2- What’s that?

by AFandomUserCalledYellow February 5, 2023

woes-coloured glasses

If someone sees things through woes-coloured glasses, they see things as being worse than they really are. Overly pessimistic view of things. Expecting the worst possible outcome. The opposite of rose-coloured glasses. Also spelled woes-colored glasses.

He's fearful and pessimistic of the future that he sees through woes-coloured glasses.

by ggaggamba July 4, 2015

Codomy

During the 1862 Indian wars in the Dakotas, the tribes of the Sioux and the Dakota would humiliate fallen US soldiers by inserting a fish into their rectum. Thus the practice of codomy was born.

Join the Army they said, see the world they said, hell I'm in it just for the codomy.

by iFletch July 13, 2009

coloured paper

Money

Paper money i.e. Notes could be described as coloured paper. There are some instances where the term *money* cannot be used.

I expect to get some coloured paper for my services.

by Wordlink May 28, 2014

coloured shit

When you're super Ill and your shit comes out green

All of last week I was ill and every time I went to the toilet it was always a coloured shit.

by Coleby spaghetti July 29, 2015