Cocksocket

A penis that bends unreasonably far to any direction when erected

Jeez Linda, that guy had such a cocksocket last night, i thought that Captain Hook was inside me.

by JakeHudz May 1, 2009

cocksock

The genitalia of the female.

Nice tits, and man, what a cocksock!!

by Aunt/Aunteater January 3, 2004

cockshock

the opposite to cock block. it is when you are hitting on a gal only to experience their significantly more attractive friend cockblock you. then to your surprise as the girl you were after before leaves the situation the cockblocker now turns to you and goes as far as you let her go.

Boy 1 "So it was really annoying I was walking sally home and things were going well except for Lisa was there the whole time. I was really annoyed I would have asked to go into Sallys appartment but lisa was a total cockblock"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"

by Jim402 December 9, 2008

Fockstick

A level above a 'fuckstick'. A fockstick is an uber fuckstick, and a giant fucking idiot, tool, moron etc.

Look at that guy, what a fockstick!

by NPing April 11, 2011

Cockstocker

A man who creeps around the men's room looking for cock.

Man this place is full of cockstockers but he is the creepiest one I've ever seen.

by Voniter September 22, 2016

Cocksickle

During the winter, a man is likely to feel his dick getting cold. Having a boner while your cock is cold, is called a cocksickle (may be smaller than normal erections due to the low temperature.)

Gary: "Man, i was able to maintain a boner all through the winter night!"
Jerry: "So you had a Cocksickle?"
Gary: "I guess so."

by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018

Cocksick

- Individual who never fails to disappoint
- Describes the individual who has too much cock. Example sick of having this cock daily

- Person that’s having cock who is sick, example, yeast infection or gonorrhea
- Describes the person who is cocksick in a sense of home sick, “Just missing that cock”
- Description of one male individual as a cocksucker, or one loving cock
- Individual who is complete and utter waste of time
- One who is not worth a mention
- One whose name has less meaning than a cocksucker itself
- Life form lower than Ameba
- Overconfident dooffus, occasionally wears a pink shirt

- Body of single cell whose very existence has no other purpose but to aggravate other human beings
- One who usually starts a three ring shit show

I am cocksick, haven't had in cock in long time.

by HDED September 16, 2019