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Uber Cocker

(noun)

Also Über Cocker

A portmanteau of “über” (German for super, ultra, or beyond) and “alter cocker” (Yiddish for old guy or old coot, literally “old defecator”). Refers to a legendary-grade elder, typically male, whose opinions are as unyielding as his sense of superiority is justified.

An Über Cocker isn’t just old—he’s mythologically seasoned. He predates social media, dot-coms, and sometimes the concept of patience itself. He also predates the ride-sharing app, which leads to generational confusion when he uses “über” in its original sense—leaving Millennials and Gen Z blinking in semantic disarray.

Etymology:
From über (German: over, above, supreme) + alter cocker (Yiddish: old man, curmudgeon).
First used to describe someone who makes Larry David seem like a TikTok intern.
– “My uncle Saul’s an Uber Cocker—he argues with the GPS and wins.”
– “Don’t tell an Uber Cocker how to make coffee; he’s been doing it since before espresso was ironic.”
– “Gen Z thinks he’s talking about ridesharing, but no—he’s an Uber Cocker from way back.”
– “My dad refuses to download the Uber app because he says he was über before Uber existed. Total Über Cocker.”
– “You can’t win an argument with an Über Cocker—he’s been rehearsing since the Nixon administration.”
– “When an Über Cocker says ‘back in my day,’ time itself sighs.”
by APedant October 18, 2025
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Ghost cocker

The art of suddenly sucking on a 'ghost' or invisible (non existent penis) out of nowhere. In the middle of talking, making dinner, job interviews. Mid sentence a ghost cocker will start bobbing there head chocking on an invisible penis. Usually a ghost cocker is a cum guzzler as well. While sleeping you will hear them start to gurgle ghost semen. Very rare to find one. Only one known in Ipswich.
"Hi how are you ....gag gag gag....today."

"What the hell"
"Nevermind her she is a ghost cocker"
by Ipswichch August 28, 2023
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Paddy The Cocker

A floppy eared dog that laughs at humans who need a dictionary originally designed to help define slang, tell them why their name makes them special, despite the fact that the meaning was probably written by someone with the same name.
"Yea you know that dog Paddy The Cocker? He's like woke as fuck!" 🐕
by Straight from Shaolin November 23, 2021
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Cocker Spaniel

A song by Midwest rapper Farrad Heights, released on his 2025 mixtape "Za Life".
Farrad: "My girl pussy smell like cob webs!!!!! Ma gurl puss smell like dry chicken! Cocker spaniel bitch! Stop bitchin'!"
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Can Cocker

When somebody intensely fucks a can until they cum. The cum inside of the can is then fed to a small child as a sick prank.
Hey, can you give that can cocker to Billy? He's been a little bitch lately so I think it'd be a funny prank
by Arson in my anal cavity January 17, 2022
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uncocky cocker

Someone who, in class, always raises their hand to answer a question and thinks they are 100% right, but it then turns out that they are 100% wrong and the teacher says "kinda" or something other than no to make them think they're right so the cycle repeats.
Teacher: So does anyone know how exactly this formula works?

Uncocky Cocker: Yes! So this number is like the same as the other so they are like linked and it works like that!

Teacher: Almost!
by LeAlex January 26, 2014
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Cocker Spaniel

A cocker spaniel is a type if dog that used to be hunting dogsthe are part of the spaniel community. The color of there skin color can be tan, brown black, or gray.
My adorable Cocker Spaniel is laying on my couch.
by Rebecca Fermantino January 27, 2018
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