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COBRA Clutch 

The clutcher curls his or her index and middle fingers to form fang like appendages. He or she uses the 'fangs' to separate the labia of the woman, so that his or her tongue can explore the deepest areas of the woman's lady bits. The clutcher then shouts "COBRA - LALALALALALALA!!!" flicking the tongue whilst pronouncing the "LALALA." This activity references the COBRA army from the 80's cartoon "GI JOE."
Man, did you get with that girl from the bar last night?
Yeah, man.
What happened?
I dropped her pants and gave her the COBRA clutch.
COBRA Clutch by Serpentor November 24, 2007

Cobra Kai 

An overrated GLB team with absolutely no balls or basic logic.
Those Cobra Kai fags backed down like some straight up bitches when Flames54 offered a fair compromise. LOL pussies.
Cobra Kai by Bort October 8, 2008

Cobra Strike

Extreme mushroom stamping; The act of violently striking people or objects with your raging erection.
I just gave that girl a massive cobra strike right square in the face.
Cobra Strike by NitroStrongjohn August 3, 2010

cobra strike

A fast moving, agile prod. (mainly aimed at the stomach area)
All of a sudden, James cobra striked Bennett in the Jibble-E
cobra strike by N. Coburn July 7, 2006

cobra chicken

I went to go latch the gate, but i was scared away by a nesting cobra chicken
cobra chicken by CobraChicken June 15, 2018

cobra forsky 

colin considered himself to be very fortunate. having a cobra forsky was useful as his wife played the flute. trips to india were a gas.
cobra forsky by theWestHamfan January 18, 2004