Double barrel cluster fuck

A cluster fuck of grand proportions. When everything is fucked up in a major way.

Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!

Cluster fuck clusterfuck snafu fubar shit storm

by Halfbreed Hammer September 26, 2015

Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck

When all the Gummy Bears in a package are stuck together.

May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.

I only want one Gummy Bear but they are all stuck together. It's a Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck.

by steveo1544 May 04, 2011

canyon city cluster fuck

When an inmates anus is turn’t-out due to a cluster of black people raping his butthole in prison.

Yo dawg, we really canyon city cluster fucked that honky cuz his Anus be prolapsed ‘n shit! He be turn’t-out!

by tbizzy2 August 28, 2019

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

by me myself and maybe I? September 04, 2010

triple mongolian cluster fuck

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.

by dr_spanklebums May 04, 2004

cluster fuck zip tie nugget

when two or more backpacks are nuggeted and then zip tied together at the zippers.

Bro 1: "Dude I freaking cluster fuck zip tie nuggeted Matt, Patrick, and Justin all at once."

Bro 2: "Dude that's freakin hilarious!"

by Nikolai Richardovich June 03, 2011

Aids infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck

A bubble of feminine ejaculate that has been mixed with other feminine ejaculate from a large orgy, and is infested with the AIDS virus. Often used as a derogatory term when having an insult contest, often times it ends the competition.

"You horse fuckin thunder cunt!"

"You AIDS infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck!"

"Dude....eww"

by Paco's Tacos and Coffee beans March 22, 2009