Closet

The place where gay people hide their true selves.

I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.

by Bart June 4, 2003

Monster Closet

Monster Closet: origin: Noun. Wolfenstein 3-D. but has also been found in later games such as Doom, Doom II, and the recent Doom III. Monster Closets are defined as being small chambers that monsters lurk in awaiting a victim to approach a certain vicinity or acquire a triggered object. Upon tripping said trigger, the wall (closest to the victim) of the Monster Closet is suddenly opened effectively causing the victim to wet his/her pants in terror and spray gunfire wildly in an attempt to erradicate said monster.

Person 1: "I totally hate the new Doom III game."

Person 2: "Why's that?"

Person 1: "Because it's full of monster closets that constantly make me have to change my underwear."

by [q3w]The Soup Nazi September 10, 2005

Closet Genius

1. One who is not smart in school but smart in life though never showing it.

2. One who is very smart in school but never show's their true potential.

Person 1: Hey, what's wrong?
Person 2: Well my parents are getting a divorce....
Person 1: Its ok, things like this happen, you just gotta cheer up and move on.
Person 2: Thanks man!
later that day....
Person 2: What did you get on your algebra test?
Person 1: A D-....
Person 2: Dude, you're such a closet genius.

by RAWRdragon January 17, 2009

closet creeper

a person who seems completely normal at first, and then when you get to know them or spend time with them turns out to be a creeper

Brad is such a closet creeper.

by lovergirl89 March 19, 2008

in the closet

A person that is secretly gay.

Your so far in the closet that your opening presents.

by Wthtimeizit December 27, 2009

Closet Glee

N. an apparently Glee-hating individual who constantly hates on the show (usually a straight, but slightly effeminate/sensitive male) but actually turns out to be an avid fan
Closet Glee's usually "come out of the closet" and admit their love of the show after sustained talk of musical numbers and Sue Sylvester

Ex.

Girl: "Did you guys watch Glee yesterday? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW THEY'RE DOING AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!!"
GUY: "Glee is such a stupid-ass waste of time, they break out in song like every 5 minutes and who gives a flying crap about whether Rachel and Finn get together.. "

Girl: "How do you know about Rachel and Finn if you don't watch the show?"

Guy: "... OKAY I ADMIT I'M A CLOSET GLEE.. I LOVE GLEE SO MUCH"

by Poet of the Streets October 1, 2010

closet hater

The act of hating on somebody when they're not around, usually occurring when a group of people share a common feeling, arising like a mob mentality.

Person 1: Did you see the shoes Jesse was wearing today? They were ugly as hell
Person 2: Yeah bro, he must have been drunk when he bought them.
Person 3: Why are you guys being such closet haters?

by t3hunkn0wn January 17, 2011