Hairy Cliterus

Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.

Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?!
Turtle kid- I like turtles.

by your a CQCK sucker July 20, 2016

Clitoris

Men, if you fucking need this defined, please go back and apologize to every single woman you have ever slept with. This is basic information and is literally half the point of sex! Women are more than just a hole for you to cum in!

Guy 1: this girl I screwed is mad that I didn't know what a clitoris is. What is it?
Guy 2: I'm gay and I've known that since middle school. How do you not know this?
Guy 1: I was too busy joking about you gay guys doing butt sex
Guy 2: *slaps him in the face and walks away*

by I Hate Stupid People! December 16, 2018

clitorisination

the act of dreaming of a nice, good clitoris

clitoris+imagination=clitorisination

Why does Robby always have a boner?

-I dont know, must have clitorisinations.

by Sniff_that_glue December 6, 2010

clitoris clown

A clitoris clown is a teenaged girl or any aged woman who has difficulty having a person give her oral sex because it tickles her when she does her best to lie still, relax and enjoy the attention given to her clitoris with someone's tongue.

After a romantic dinner, a peaceful ride home and getting all set to make perfect love in front of the fireplace, he was unable to give her "sweet kisses" because every time he did, she was being like a clitoris clown!

by The Russian Robot February 27, 2018

clitorisondra

It is the clitoris of an Alexandra, allesondra, sondra, or Darlene.

Darlenes got one good clitorisondra sandwich dude

by Jujubean4488 December 23, 2021

Steroid Clitoris

When a male takes so many steroids their penis becomes the size of a clitoris

“babe get off the ‘roids your penis is becoming a steroid clitoris”

by MingeMuncher3000 August 19, 2022

Clitorides

plural of clitoris

The Clitoris varies in size and thickness and I’ve never met one I didn’t love. Sometimes it hides and sometimes it doesn’t. Clitorides

You’ve gotta get your face in there to see what’s there.

If you’re looking for your own, that’s what selfies all about.

by bigwillyman May 29, 2018