Climbing the trees

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.

Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.

by Gamergurl2000 January 28, 2019

Climson

The chillest and most awkward youtuber.

-A Man with a Fox, White and red fox (Funtime Foxy but with some recolor cringiness; Yet the content is top notch

-Someone who actually has sense of humor
-Probably touched grass.

Please subscribe to Funtime Climson

by Jeffy00boi April 25, 2022

anti-climactic

causing disappointment at the end of an exciting or impressive series of events.

"it was an anti-climactic finish to the match"

by Debx January 18, 2020

family tree climber

One who dates someone with a large immediate family so that they can eventually get with every other member of the family. They usually originate from the south but have come as far north as Mississippi and Oklahoma. They engage in redneck activities and often enjoy incestual activities.

Joe: "Have you seen BillyBob, he's such a family tree climber..."

Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."

by el chunkster January 2, 2017

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

climb it

v.
when a woman engages in various sexual positions where she is atop the man

Chris: She would climb it. She'd be climbing it all night long.

by Chris Norton April 11, 2007

Climp

Clown person that’s simpin over something or someone

Yo bro, i heard ian kasper was being a CLIMP for underage girls again man

by poorfie February 12, 2020